Game on! (I guess…)

April 27, 2008 at 3:44 pm (Gaming) ()

When I was growing up I played a lot of video games, not unlike many boys my age, though I’d like to imagine I was more than your average 10 year old gamer.  When other kids put down Duck Hunt and picked up a baseball glove, I stuck with the games.  I spent time honing my Contra skills rather than going outside.  Collecting issues of Nintendo Power was more important to me than collecting baseball cards.  Knowing all of the secrets of Super Mario Bros. 3 was essential and the most important event of any month was running downstairs to see the new Sega Channel lineup.

That’s why it’s upsetting to me that I just don’t care as much about games as I used to.

Games used to be everything and now they are just diversions.  They used to fill my time, but now, they simply pass it when I can’t think of anything better to do.  I think I did what I’d never thought I’d do; I outgrew video games.

Now that doesn’t mean I don’t play them anymore.  Quite the contrary.  It’s just that they don’t breed the same excitement in me as they used to.  Case in point:  Crysis.  If you don’t know, Crysis was a game that came out for the PC last year and received tons of accolades for it’s ultra fancy graphics and environments.  It was one of two or three games that I specifically upgraded my computer to play.  I got it and rather than spend countless consecutive hours conquering every level, I set it down about a quarter of the way through.  Here was a game that I was really anticipating and spent lots of money on, only to go, “meh” and move on to something else.  Recently, I picked it up again and have been having more fun with it this time, but there’s still nothing life changing about it.

That’s my problem with games today.  They should be shooting so much higher.  If they really tried, they could be on the same creative level as movies, but so many seem to settle for the same stagnant ideas.  How many first person shooters/Halo sequels will we have to go through before we get something new?  Games even have the built in advantage of being interactive as opposed to other media like movies and TV where the viewer is a passive participant.  More games should use this to their advantage.

One moment in recent gaming that utilized this advantage was Bioshock.  In it, you play a survivor of  plane crash that discovers an underwater utopia gone awry.  Genetic freaks jump at you from all directions and your only ally is a man on a radio guiding you through the levels.  (warning: game spoilers ahead) About halfway through the game, you come to meet this man and realize that he is actually the lunatic creator of the underwater paradise and that you are simply a servant of his doing his bidding though a sort of mind control.  Several things you, as a player, did earlier in the game of your own free will turn out to be objectives that you were being compelled to do by this mind control.  If it were a movie, you would simply see the actor straining to come to grips with the fact he is a pawn, but since this is a game you were controlling (or so you thought) you begin to wonder about the amount of free will you had within the game in the first place.

Other than more creative narratives, game should also strive for more varied experiences.  Most genre games are just recycled versions of previous games with better graphics and maybe one new feature.  Supreme Commander is just a fancy Dune 2.  Halo 3 isn’t any more interesting than Quake 2 was when it first came out.  EA Sports has even managed to build a base of people that will pay 50 bucks every year for essentially the same game.

RTS, shooters, and sports genres do little evolving from year to year, which is why genre-defying games are so much more exciting.  Try and admit that you weren’t giddy the first time you played Katamari Damacy.  You couldn’t really explain it to your friends because there was nothing like it at the time (now it too has fallen into the trap of recycle, rinse, repeat, as two sequels have produced basically the same game.)  There have been other recent games that have provided unique experiences.  Portal isn’t quite a shooter and isn’t quite a puzzle game, but blends elements of both those genres to make a great game.  Shadow of the Colossus looks like a platform adventure game, but it doesn’t play like anything before it.  Games like Lumines show that you don’t have to completely reinvent the wheel or spend lots of money to have a unique game experience.

The next game I’m going to check out is a free computer game called Facade.  From the trailers, it looks like a conversation simulation where everything you type is read and responded to by the virtual couple.  It might turn out to be a gimmick, but at least it’s not Halo 4.

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This just in…

April 21, 2008 at 3:40 pm (TV) (, )

Some of my favorite things to watch are news bloopers.  Being a broadcast major, I got to see many firsthand.  There may be nothing funnier than a on-air Freudian slip or an anchor letting viewers know how he really feels when he thinks the cameras have turned off.  Here are some of my favorites…

Today’s top stories…

…and how’s the weather out there?

…onto sports…

…and we close the show with a few light news kickers.

Good night and good luck.

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Stephen Colbert: Clinton & Edwards & Obama..oh my!

April 17, 2008 at 11:05 pm (Current Events, TV) (, , , , )

If you didn’t see it tonight, Colbert just pulled off the greatest episode of his career and made one of the most brilliant (and ballsy) underhanded jabs at a candidate I’ve ever seen. It was his masterpiece, his Sistine Chapel.

The night started with a fairly lame guest appearance by Hillary Clinton. I know she’s not supposed to be a comedian, but it couldn’t hurt to fine tune her comedic delivery just a little. She looked like Deal or No Deal contestant that was trying too hard to be funny. Everything seemed a little forced. I, like a lot of the media it seems, have kind of had it out for her this campaign. Maybe I’m just swayed by that media coverage, but I can’t shake that feeling that she’s selling me something I don’t want to buy. Nothing she says seems genuine to me. It’s all politics and pandering. Consider this clip of her remembering how she felt when she heard Martin Luther King had been shot…

Really? Not that I think people can’t have emotional reactions to national tragedies, but when people don’t seem genuine about it or try to make the tragedy their own, then I get mad.

Getting back to Colbert…Clinton’s skit had her showing off her ability to solve any problem by fixing Colbert’s giant video screen. I wondered if he would pull any punches since she was in attendance, but when Obama’s glorious image was beamed onto the screen later in the show, I knew Colbert’s plan. He had Clinton “fix” the screen that Obama would later appear on to do his own, more entertaining guest appearance. It was resplendant.

Not to be lost in all this was John Edwards delivering Colbert’s signature “Word” segment (tonight called “edWords”). He didn’t make any announcements or endorsements, but he did proudly show his love for water sports.

Be sure to catch the episode when it re-airs.

(edit: Or just watch the clips below…God I love the internet…)

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The political blog is coming…

April 14, 2008 at 11:30 pm (Current Events, Movies) (, , )

I know I said earlier that I would stay away from politics here, but recent events in my life and in the news have got me all riled up. Coming this week I’ll be starting a political blog that will catalog my opinions and provide anecdotes from my (potentially) new job with a democratic grassroots campaign.

For now, though, I urge you to read about the cost of the Iraq War. I don’t know the pain of losing a friend or family member to violence, and the true cost of pain due to lives lost couldn’t possibly be measured. What can be measured, however, is the cost in dollars of the war in Iraq. I was furious to hear that 10 to 15 billion dollars had been spent on this war that no one can seem to justify…Imagine how furious I was to hear that it wasn’t 10 to 15 billion dollars total, but 10 to 15 billion dollars a month is spent by our government on the war. I don’t think I can really comprehend that amount of money, but here is one way to look at it…

…if next month, we spent the 10 billion dollars elsewhere, we could:

  • Pay the yearly salaries of 200,000 elementary school teachers (at a generous, yet well-deserved $50,000 a year contract)
  • Hand out 1 million $10,000 scholarships
  • Open more than a thousand elementary schools (at a middle-of-the-road $9 million a pop)
  • Pay the yearly health insurance premiums of 2.1 million people (at the average rate of $4000 a person)
  • Help the World Bank bring food to impoverished people (Recently, the World Bank has asked for donations from richer countries to help the third world deal with rising food costs.  Their goal is to raise $500 million total.  We could satisfy that goal 20 times over by ourselves if we donated one month of Iraq war spending.)

…and the list goes on. Think of it this way (watch how I bring it back to an entertainment industry blog post). The most expensive movie ever produced was the latest Pirates of the Caribbean at approx. $300 million. Bruckheimer could’ve produced 33 Pirates movies in one month! Think of all the swashbuckling action we are missing out on! Hell, you could produce all of the top 50 most expensive movies and then buy all of the premium advertising time during the Super Bowl to advertise those movies and still have money left over. And that’s just with one month’s worth of Iraq War spending!

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Don’t let it bring ya down, Barack…

April 14, 2008 at 1:23 pm (Uncategorized)

Full post to come later, but I’ve got to say one thing real quick…

Barack, I know you read my blog everyday before you go out on the stump to make your speeches.  I really appreciate that.  I just wanted to let you know that I still love ya’ no matter what people are saying.  Keep preachin’ brother.

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Hypemachine & Muxtape…

April 11, 2008 at 12:57 am (Music) (, )

Cool Music Site o’ the Day #1: The Hype Machine

I get most of my music these days off of one of the two billion music blogs that are up and running around the webs. “Wouldn’t it be great,” I sometimes think, “if somebody would invent a machine that would search the blogosphere for me and find new music?” Well, somebody did, and it’s called The Hype Machine. It scans hundreds of the most popular music blogs to see what the kids are talking about these days. Plus, you can type in the name of an artist and it spits out links where you can download songs by that artist for free.

Cool Music Site o’ the Day #2 – Muxtape

This site is pretty self-explanatory and also very awesome. Just go through the two second sign up and start making your online mixtape. You can use any mp3’s you have on your computer and order them how you please and that’s pretty much it. Simplicity rules at Muxtape right down to the simple site design. Browse a randomly generated assortment of muxtapes or go directly to a favorite. Here’s mine. I didn’t spend a lot of time on it and there’s no real theme. Just a random sampling of stuff that’s caught my ear lately.

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Pearl Harbor, National Treasure…John McCain?

April 10, 2008 at 1:33 pm (Current Events, Movies) (, , , , )

I try to keep the politics out of this blog (and indeed, you may see me running two blogs sometime soon. This one for entertainment, another for politics) but this story seems to fit here.

I was on the Washington Post website looking at campaign donors. Barack Obama has dozens of what the Post deems “noteworthy donors.” Among them are Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, Zach Braff, James Brooks, Tyra Banks (“Barack…you are still in the running…to becoming America’s Next President”) and Will Smith.

Similarly, Hilary Clinton has an equal number of “noteworthy donors” with support from Danny DeVito, Christopher Guest, Hugh Hefner, and John Grisham (Imagine a project produced by Hef, written by Grisham, directed by Guest, and starring DeVito).

Good ol’ John McCain? At the time of this post, he only had one “noteworthy donor” on the Washington Post’s list: The great historical documentary filmmaker, Jerry Bruckheimer. This could only mean one thing. Bruckheimer’s next project is a look at the Iraq war and how a veteran president gives a ragtag group of retired special ops the task of bringing the terrorists to justice. Hopefully Micheal Bay is attached to direct *fingers crossed*.

(Looking at that picture at the top of the post, maybe McCain just wants there to be a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean.)

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Odds and Ends…

April 8, 2008 at 10:59 pm (Gaming, Movies, Ramblings) (, , , , )

Blog writing is hard…Stop laughing! I’m super cereal guys. I mean, you think you can sit down and write any ol’ thing and people will read it. The trick is you have to have a certain pizazz, a certain wooing tone. You also have to have content. Some people use blogs as a journal to provide interesting (and not so interesting) anecdotes on their lives. I could never do this. For one, I don’t think I’m any good at writing about my own life. Plus, who would want to read it? Here’s a rare look at some deleted scenes from this blog back when I briefly contemplated turning this thing into a running memoir.

-March 31, 2008-

Today I woke up at around 10:20 in the morning. This is the time I make the first of two decisions that will alter the course of my day. I first ask myself, “Do I really need to put pants on today?” If the answer is yes, I know I’m in for a productive day. The second question comes in later when I must decide between Popeye’s Chicken, Church’s Chicken, or the underrated Lee’s Chicken for lunch.

-April 1, 2008-

Today I was flipping through the channels and came across a plastic surgery show where they were doing breast implants. Apparently, it’s okay to see a doctor cut a person open and jab tubes in them, but Heavens to Betsy I’d better not see a nipple. Did the FCC have a meeting where somebody said, “Alright, I’ll let the outer curvature slide, but you have to blur out the entire nipple…I’m talking areola too, buddy.”? How can I sign up to be a part of this meeting? Would they make a special exception for the three-boobed chick from Total Recall? I mean, that third one has to be fake, right? Surely you don’t have to blur out fake nipples. Maybe they can just blur out those two indecent nipples on either side, but leave the fake ta-ta as is. All this thinking made me hungry so I put on pants and went to Lee’s.

You see? I don’t do much of anything interesting with my days. Who would want to read that?

Eventually I decided that this will be sort of a general entertainment/media review site. I could post links to interesting games and videos that I find online and occasionally review a movie or two. Basically my site would do what sites like Digg, Rotten Tomatoes, and Gamespot do already. The hook of my site is that I will be extremely limited in scope. I mean, with all that great content on those other sites, it would be easy to be overwhelmed with interesting articles to read. Here, you only have a few things to choose from and fewer choices make life simpler and more fun.

A lot of times I’ll sit down to write something or link to something, but I can’t think of a whole post to make about it. I don’t want to always just throw a link at you and call it a day. There needs to be a least some sort of commentary. Through this process, a lot of things end up bookmarked, but never make it to the final page. Here are some more articles or links that I want to share, but don’t want to spend a whole post on…

-Samorost-

This is a really trippy flash game I found on a indie games site. It’s basically just point and click to solve various “puzzles”. Most of the time it just kind of freaked me out, but the game has a strange logic to it that I kind of get. There’s a sequel at the same site (but ya gotta pay for that one)

-The Onion’s “Five Blades” editorial-

I had never read this before, but the site I found it on made it seem pretty much legendary and that those who hadn’t seen it should be embarrassed.

-Pangea Day-

I came across this video which lead me to the Pangea Day site. It’s kind of a festival of global unity that includes short films from the world. The idea inspired me to write a post about the importance of a global view on life and how we need to treat each other with respect and not judge each other so harshly.

It was such a boring post.

It did give me the opportunity to link to my favorite internet video of all time. It’s been a staple of my Facebook page for awhile, so you may have seen it already, but I wanted to throw it out there again.

So there you have it. All my unused scraps and half-finished ideas. Everything that’s left to come will be genius, I assure you.

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Movie Fight: No Country… VS There Will Be Blood

April 8, 2008 at 9:16 am (Movies) (, )

VS

There Will Be Blood just came out on DVD today and it’s Oscar arch-rival No Country for Old Men came out a few weeks ago. I can only get one. They must fight for my love…

Round 1: Performances…

No Country for Old Men’s Javier Bardem earned his Oscar with a performance that was unsettling and ruthless and Tommy Lee Jones’ veteran sheriff routine was spot on (from what I know about veteran Texas sheriffs). But how can you go against the Oil Man here? Daniel Day-Lewis and that kid from Little Miss Sunshine truly rattled me in their scenes together.

No Country for Old Men: 0 – There Will Be Blood: 1

Round 2: Script…

High Schoolers could have performed the Coen brothers’ script and it would have been entertaining. From the “lucky coin flip” scene to just about anything Tommy Lee Jones said, it was all gold.

No Country for Old Men: 1 – There Will Be Blood: 1

Round 3: Cinematography…

No Country for Old Men had a lot of dust and beautifully shot desolate landscapes. There Will Be Blood had a lot of dust and beautifully shot desolate landscapes. Tie.

No Country for Old Men: 2 – There Will Be Blood: 2

Round 4: Soundtrack…

This one is a little unfair. There Will Be Blood had a jittery score that dominated parts of the movie, especially early on when there was no dialog. No Country for Old Men had…um…well there were those Mexican street performers about halfway through the movie. It’s hard to penalize a film for making a stylistic choice to not have music. It’s harder to not give the point to Jonny Greenwood, Radiohead guitarist and composer of There Will Be Blood’s score.

No Country for Old Men: 2 – There Will Be Blood: 3

Round 5: Sheer Entertainment Value…

If I’m going to buy a movie, I intend to watch it at least a few more times and show it to others. No Country for Old Men has shootouts, snappy dialog, chase scenes, and just as much tension as its competitor. There Will Be Blood, quite frankly, was boring through long stretches. Yeah, the milkshake freak out is awesome and the baptism scene was intense, but that’s two memorable moments in movie that’s well over two and a half hours long.

No Country for Old Men: 3 – There Will Be Blood: 3

Final Round: Memorability

Neither film has been out long enough to know how they’ll stand the ‘test of time.’ Still, it’s been a few months and I can still remember nearly every scene of No Country for Old Men. Gritty violence like that isn’t soon to be forgotten. Plus, I think the film had a lot to say on fate/chance and the amount of control we have have on our lives and our legacy. I just can’t talk about There Will Be Blood for that long before the conversation moves to that SNL parody. I think that says something.

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN WINS!!!

There, it’s settled once and for all.

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“…join the dance” – The Philosophy of Alan Watts

April 7, 2008 at 10:09 am (Philosophy) (, , )

“You don’t look out there for God, something in the sky, you look in you.

I have recently discovered the writings of Alan Watts and, like anyone reading him for the first time, I have been very moved by them. He is a scholar of Zen Buddhism, but has unique way of speaking and writing that demystifies these Eastern philosophies for a Western mind such as my own. Perhaps because he was born in England and spent a good deal of his life in the U.S. I find him easier to relate to. He is less like Mr. Miyagi and more like a familiar and kooky, yet insightful, grandparent. Not to mention, there is an online video series done by “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone that animates Watts’ recordings with a playful color.

The comforting thing about his philosophy is that it frees you from having to do the one thing everybody seems to be doing: worrying. We spend countless hours trying to figure out who we are and define our existence. We try to classify, explain, and relate to God. We work our whole lives for a purpose or a reward that may or may not exist. Society, it would seem, has conditioned us to worry about so many things and then raps us on the wrist with a ruler when we question why.

“The only way to make sense out of change is to plunge into it, move with it, and join the dance.”

Really, I can’t offer much new to the discussion of Watts’ ideas. I’m still just finding them for myself. There are countless books, websites and blogs that have done the job previously and better than I could ever hope to. My only purpose is to share with others who, like me, hadn’t heard of him before.

“Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.”

I urge you to check out more of his work.

More animations:  “I” or the Ego

Language of Madness

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